There are lots of things I never imagined doing in my life. Having kids is certainly not one of them, but some of the things that come along with having kids are. For my own amusement, I put together a top ten list and I am now hoping to avoid a lawsuit by David Letterman's World Wide Pants Inc.
Top Ten things I never imagined that a child would make me do:
10. Share my wife's boobs with another woman.
9. Rush home to spend time with something that weighs less than my laptop.
8. Constantly say "what?" when I hear Megan talking in another room only to realize that she isn't talking to me.
7. Be excited to clean up poop and interested in its color and texture.
6. Use different voices to talk to different people in the house.
5. Have no idea what day or time it is for a full week and not particularly care.
4. Sleep less at night than I did during senior week, without a beer in sight.
3. Consistently refer to myself in the third person.
2. Get twinkle twinkle little star stuck in my head to the point of wanting to stab myself with a spoon.
1. Stare at a sleeping person for long periods of time without being served with a restraining order.
-Chris
1 comment:
Congratulations! She is so beautiful! Hopefully we can get together when you get back to the states, since I haven't seen you in yrs, and would love to meet Megan and Riley! Lauren Elliott
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